V Festival 17th August 2013

We woke up in Reading services Travel Lodge.

 Which meant we were only a few steps away from fried food! very expensive fried food.

 Grayham was in bits but he was happy to spend 14.99 on breakfast.

 Things started to look up when we got to the festival site, they were doing posh cocktails and they were free too! Mike Balls was very happy.

 Some people who are in love with Adam had spent time making him a T Shirt. Adam secretly loved the shirt and had been wearing it for a week solid, amazingly it didn't smell too bad.

 We had a dangerous game of football and nearly took out someone's laptop.

 Then we got our signs out and got ready to go out into the crowd.

 First we went to the "press" area where all the students and blaggers hang out.

 These girls were pretending to work for some fake online magazine.

 We did bump into one actual journalist.

 Then we hit the crowds.

 We bumped into someone with an ebay account.

 People were having a good time even if james were playing.

 Mike was leading the line.

 Some people had actually left Wales and come to England for the festival.

 We were sending out a clear message to all the party people.

 It looked like Eggsy's dream was going to come true as well.

 Mystical met some ladies who scarred the shit out of him.

 And we met some women who had reached their limits but were still keen to drink to the point where they could be sick at any moment.

 We got back stage and got the costumes on, maggot was dressing as Vanilla Ice.

 Then we did the show.

 Some people turned up too which was nice.

 There were a lot of randoms on stage at the end.

 But we still busted out the human pyramid.

 Then in true GLC style, we got in a van.

 Back at the compound Maggot fell in love.

 And we drank some Asti Spumante.

 As it was free Grayham decided to try and make himself look really cool with a posh hair cut.

 And the other boys went and stole a load of food from the catering tent.

 Then it was time to get back on the free cocktails and try to get spread the herpes around.

 Mystical had such a great time he started giving out free lap dances. Mike was having such a good time he started paying for them.

Then we all got in a bus and went to a travel lodge. Good times.

GLC free gig at Newport's Le Pub 16th August 2013

We had wanted to do a gig in Newport's own Le Pub for years and finally we were doing it and it was free entry!

 Before we did the gig we had a few drinks.

The gig was great we only messed up 2 songs.

I forgot to take any snaps during the show but I did take a picture of the set list. 

 After we were done we went to stay the night at Reading services as we were off to play V Festival!

Reading services is a great place to go on holiday!

Swansea Uni ball 3rd June 2013

We were doing a gig in Swansea at the Uni ball.

Some of us got to there in time for the soundcheck, we had a good crowd.

On the way down we had stopped at a designer outlet and Eggsy had bought some new tracksuit bottoms.

We were then taken to a small disco room where Graham pretended to be a DJ, which he used to be before being sacked for playing "sit down" by James. 

About 3 hours after the sound check Billy Webb and the others turned up in style.

So we found a small area that had some chairs and made a mess and talked about stuff.

After we had made a good mess and Adam had realised he had left his phone in a taxi we went to get ready for the gig.

Eggsy had been to the charity shop where the woman is allegedly under investigation for embezzlement and bought a rather nice chain.

We had a drawing competition which Eggsy won, he was the only one to enter actually. Mike added some extras though.

Graham was going for the gay wrestler look and all his clothes had black mold and mildew on them.

Then it was time for Billy to break out the 3 barrels.

This is Lucy who was looking after us, she is actually 5 foot 10 but Maggot makes her look much smaller.

Eggsy completed his look and it was time.

We started our walk to the main stage.

Time to party, or at least sweat and swear in time to  music.

Berfor we went on it there was just enough time for Billy to investigate the brandy further.

This girl was hanging round back stage.

Then we hit the stage.

The students were having a good time.

Students.

Mike had promised us he was going to die on stage tonight, again he managed to get through.

And we found out this girl wasn't just hanging around, she was actually working for some sort of TV show or something.

By now Billy and the brandy were inseparable.

Billy was last seen in the Six Bells with the brandy with his hands in the air to the Stone Roses.

It was a great night.