Beat-Herder 18th Jult 2014

 We got on the bus for an epic voyage, DJ Killer Tomato decided to learn how to make EDM on the way. I think it's like an American version of Dubstep.

 We got involved at the services. Graham was dressed for the weather as if it was the only sunny day in ten years and he didn't have any summer clothes.

 They had a fashion outlet at the services and DJ Killer Tomato went shopping and bought a woman's T shirt.

 We got back in the van and on the way to the festival we stopped off at my second favorite pub north of Birmingham, the Swan With Two Necks.

 Some of the boys fancied the bear garden.

 Some fancied the inside. Billy and Eggsy went for the molten hot lasagne and chips.

 The boys out side went for pie and peas. 

Mike Balls was not impressed with the idea of food.

 We chilled out in the garden for a bit.

 Then we went to find the festival.

 We were greeted by an awesome beardin a track suit when we finally parked up.

 Then Billy's uncle popped over for a chat.

 We were staring to mentally prepare ourselves for the show.

 Mystikal was more mentally prepared than the others.

 Then we went on.

 It was pretty good.

 Mike was having a good time.

 I think he had benefited by not having a heavy cheese based meal two hours before the gig.

 Then Eggsy produced a diamond encrusted phallus to close the show and the crowd went nuts for it. It ended up going into the crowd and now has it's own facebook page and has traveled the globe twice.

 After the show we had a stage invasion and then the dude turned up with a bunch of pizzas.

 DJ Killer Tomato ate most of them.

 On the way back we stopped off at the services and Mike lost another 20 quid on the game. he still hasn't won anything.

Beat-Herder was LUSH!

Grill Stock 28th June 2014

 And so it began. 

We were going to Europe's biggest meat festival, Eggsy thought it was going to be like the clubs Freddie went to in Germany, it wasn't.

What better way than to start with an inferior meat product.

 The meat was in Manchester and you could almost taste it when you got there.

 We got into a portakabin and began to get ready for the meat festival.

 Outside we met a meat zombie, Eggsy ate parts of his body and said it tasted like chicken.

 Mysti was well on his way, he had brought a Madonna hat, the kind you get at a Madonna gig or on a hen do. He doesn't get out much these days.

 We hung out with the meat zombie for a bit, by now I was proper starving.

 Eventually we got the meat in Adam and I went for the Massive sausage thing with pulled pork on the top. It was amazing!

 DJ Killer Tomato rammed in 6 pulled pork burgers and was sick on his shoes.

 The meat was nuts, I had never seen so much cooked meat in one place.

 Then, with our bellies full of meat, it was time to do some raps.

 As the crowd slowly nursed their meat hangovers.

 By now Mysti was flying, literally.

 To be fair the whole show was well safe, if you get the chance to go to Grill Stock get involved.

 We had an awesome time on stage too.

 DJ Yoda was finishing up the night with a DJ set, some of the boys helped him out on the mic.

 Before that we had to get some more meat in!

We all got loose and Mysti disappeared and was woken up on a train 20 miles away by British Transport Police and thrown off because he was using threatening behavior. He doesn't remember any of it.

DJ set SOUNDFEST VALLEYS - COLEG Y CYMOEDD June 7th 2014

 Me and Eggsy had gone up the Valleys to DJ at a college. 

They put a spread on for us.

 They even had a mini tractor put on for us, it was nuts.

 They used it to take us to the main arena.

 Which was rocking when we got there. An ACDC cover band had just finished and the crowd were hyped to the max.

 We took to the stage and began to rip the place up.

 It was going right off so they brought Eggsy a bar stool to increase the impact of the show to the crowd.

 By now the crowd were literally going crazy.

I have to mention at this point this was an alcohol free event.

 Then, we got a dude on stage and got everyone to point at him and it went off.

By now the arena was packed. We had to take it up to the next level.

 So we got them to do a conga chain, bang!

 Then they went mental and started smashing the place up.

 There was hay everywhere.

 Suddenly from nowhere there was a tractor tire.

 The people started jumping through the air and doing back flips.

 Almost as fast as it had begun it was all over. The crowd in their non alcoholic haze had destroyed the place.

 Rod Stewart gave us a lift back to the dressing room / student cafe area.

 I almost got a snack for the way home.

 A woman tried to sign us up for some weird charity thing trying to take our DNA but we refused. I think she was a nutter. Eggsy found a fake plastic thumb so he was happy.

It was almost the perfect night.