Y-not Festival 31st July 2014

 Back on the bus and we were off to Tony's festival that was called Y-not!

 We got in the van and were itching to get to the services, it had been a while.

 Today it was The National Forest area, lush.

 Mike had given up on the game so Adam decided to waste a fiver trying to get some fake Dr Dre type headphones.

 We also found the new tour bus.

 We drove for miles and miles.

 And eventually found a festival.

 Luckily it was the right one!

 We after a walk we found the dressing room area and met some people who had been at the festival since Tuesday.

 Then this nutter came over and spent ten minutes trying to get the top off a bottle of beer. She didn't stop laughing and she tried to show DJ Killer Tomato her flaps, I think she was on strong drugs.

 We got organized as it was nearly time.

 Then it was time.

 The place was rocking.

We had a great time.

 And did all them songs we do.

 And the festival wasn't even open officially yet.

 The show was good and Adam didn't break a sweat, Mike was knackered.

 DJ Killer Tomato rammed in five portions of the food they provided and this was after I found a used condom in mine. We were unsure if it was pork, beef or lamb. Someone had heard it was actually tuna.

 We spoke to a few people who were pretending to be journalists.

 And got back on the bus.
Adam made some cups out of a water bottle and proceeded to drink all my Whiskey.

 We stopped a few time on the way back.

 It was an awesome day out, thanks Tony!

 DJ Killer Tomato slept most of the way home on the pillow he brought from home.
It was caked in cum stains.

Safe.

Beat-Herder 18th Jult 2014

 We got on the bus for an epic voyage, DJ Killer Tomato decided to learn how to make EDM on the way. I think it's like an American version of Dubstep.

 We got involved at the services. Graham was dressed for the weather as if it was the only sunny day in ten years and he didn't have any summer clothes.

 They had a fashion outlet at the services and DJ Killer Tomato went shopping and bought a woman's T shirt.

 We got back in the van and on the way to the festival we stopped off at my second favorite pub north of Birmingham, the Swan With Two Necks.

 Some of the boys fancied the bear garden.

 Some fancied the inside. Billy and Eggsy went for the molten hot lasagne and chips.

 The boys out side went for pie and peas. 

Mike Balls was not impressed with the idea of food.

 We chilled out in the garden for a bit.

 Then we went to find the festival.

 We were greeted by an awesome beardin a track suit when we finally parked up.

 Then Billy's uncle popped over for a chat.

 We were staring to mentally prepare ourselves for the show.

 Mystikal was more mentally prepared than the others.

 Then we went on.

 It was pretty good.

 Mike was having a good time.

 I think he had benefited by not having a heavy cheese based meal two hours before the gig.

 Then Eggsy produced a diamond encrusted phallus to close the show and the crowd went nuts for it. It ended up going into the crowd and now has it's own facebook page and has traveled the globe twice.

 After the show we had a stage invasion and then the dude turned up with a bunch of pizzas.

 DJ Killer Tomato ate most of them.

 On the way back we stopped off at the services and Mike lost another 20 quid on the game. he still hasn't won anything.

Beat-Herder was LUSH!

Grill Stock 28th June 2014

 And so it began. 

We were going to Europe's biggest meat festival, Eggsy thought it was going to be like the clubs Freddie went to in Germany, it wasn't.

What better way than to start with an inferior meat product.

 The meat was in Manchester and you could almost taste it when you got there.

 We got into a portakabin and began to get ready for the meat festival.

 Outside we met a meat zombie, Eggsy ate parts of his body and said it tasted like chicken.

 Mysti was well on his way, he had brought a Madonna hat, the kind you get at a Madonna gig or on a hen do. He doesn't get out much these days.

 We hung out with the meat zombie for a bit, by now I was proper starving.

 Eventually we got the meat in Adam and I went for the Massive sausage thing with pulled pork on the top. It was amazing!

 DJ Killer Tomato rammed in 6 pulled pork burgers and was sick on his shoes.

 The meat was nuts, I had never seen so much cooked meat in one place.

 Then, with our bellies full of meat, it was time to do some raps.

 As the crowd slowly nursed their meat hangovers.

 By now Mysti was flying, literally.

 To be fair the whole show was well safe, if you get the chance to go to Grill Stock get involved.

 We had an awesome time on stage too.

 DJ Yoda was finishing up the night with a DJ set, some of the boys helped him out on the mic.

 Before that we had to get some more meat in!

We all got loose and Mysti disappeared and was woken up on a train 20 miles away by British Transport Police and thrown off because he was using threatening behavior. He doesn't remember any of it.