Loaded Comedy Awards 27th January 2010

We got up at 7am and met up to go to London.

We stopped a Reading Services to get ripped off. The coffee is not only real expensive, it's rubbish too.

We were playing a few songs after the Loaded Comedy Awards in a small club just off Regents Street in London.

The room was small and we checked it out.

The place started to fill up with comedians and they passed around the canapes. Mike was loving the Thai chicken sticks.

After they had given out the awards to people like Vic Reeves and his mate Bob, Frank Skinner, Jimmy Carr, Justin Lee Collins, etc. they started serving the posh dinner.

We had to go and hang out downstairs by the toilets cause there was no room at the inn for us upstairs.

While the comedians were having their desert we went up and did 3 songs which went over pretty well (Jimmy Carr had left by then).

After, they gave us some meat on a plate with an artichoke and some bulgar wheat. Needless to say, Mike only ate the meat.

Then we went back up to hang out with the stars, well mainly the cast on The Inbetweeners.

Even Joe Mott (not the American footballer, the dude who use to write in a red topped paper) was there, he had borrowed some of his missus' clothes.

The Inbetweeners were safe.

The event was sponsored by Durex and we got given loads of sex lube and vibrating sex devices, so that was a major result!!!

After a few light ales we got in the car and headed back down the M4. On the way we stopped off for hot burgers. We didn't stop long though, Adam heard someone saying he was going to "do someone over in the car park", he got scared and made up leave sharpish.

It was a good fun day out. I shook Vic Reeves' hand, he is a proper wierdo.

Shrewsbury 22nd December 2009

Shrewsbury.

Everyone got up well late today. We had been in London the night before and most of us had got proper smashed.

Adam was feeling alive.

And he came with me and Billy to get some pub grub. Billy was loving his Sunday dinner, even if it was a it was a Tuesday.

Shrewsbury has got some amazing shops. 

Billy was lucky enough to pick up this headband and skipping rope set for only a fiver.

Last night we had been in London and Joel Bramwell came to see us. He had got on the bus to have a drink and we had kidnapped him and taken him to Shrewsbury with us. He was in a bad way, I think he had been on a four day bender.

Grayham had become annoyed with Maggot's druggie mates in London. Apparently they had been kicking the door and trying to get in while he tried to shower. He got angry and kicked a wall by accident. I think it hurt quite a bit.

This is his foot.

Then it was time to do the show.

It was crazy in there.

When we got off the stage Mike seemed to have blood coming out of his mouth.

And Grayham was destroyed.

After cleaning up the mess we then decided it was a great idea to get some filthy food. 

Then we got on the road and drove into the snow. 

And that was that, the "office party" tour done.

Thanks for coming to see us and have the best Christmas.

Safe.

London's Islington Academy 21st December 2009

London today.

We woke up real early and started the day at 6 music with Shaun Keaveny.

Shaun is safe.

We were playing at the Islington Academy.

We had snow for the second day in a row, Christmas is upon us.

So we went for some traditional ale.

The other boys went for traditional ale too.

Maggot had just got up so he had a beer and some breakfast.

It was 6 pm.

Then we went to rock the party.

Billy's brother D.C.I. Burnside was in the house.

And doctor Cum showed up too.

This dude had the best T shirt in the world so I swapped it for one of ours

Nick came down and Milly is still off the junk.

It was a great day out.

Big G came on stage with us, he is the king.

Then Eggsy and I went to Talk Sport to be on the Ian Collins show. 

They got us chips.

Norwich 20th December 2009

IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!

We woke up today and the bus had given up about 200 yards from the venue.

So we went to Morrisons (at last) to take full advantage of their reasonably priced breakfast menu..... and their toilets.

After, me Eggsy and Big G went to the venue for Jammy Dodgers and cups of tea.

Grayham turned up after a few jammy Dodgers and he wasn't in a good way.

Mysti was even worse. They had stayed up till 8 o'clock and eaten cakes among other things and Mysti had lost his mind. Apparently he got very primal around 6 in the morning refusing to communicate with words only using a series of high pitched noises to indicate his delight at still being alive.

We had to get in a traditional pub meal today.

It was Christmas after all.

Let it snow.

It was like something straight off the front of a Christmas card.

Adam had a mini breakdown about 5 o'clock.

And Mysti was still smashed.

Then we raised our game and got ready.

The gig was amazing the crowd rocked it tonight.

Mysti survived to drink another day.

And we went to meet and thank some of the crowd.

They were all safe as.

Maggot got licked.

Grayham had fun.

We met some very nice people

Who were all smashed but hey, it is Christmas.

But none of them were as smashed Mysti.

He went to bed early.