Osfest 28th May 2011

We had driven up from Bristol over night to Oswestry and had hit it hard.
Rossco was the first up.

Closely followed by Greyham.

Then 2hats found a toaster in the backstage building and made 4 rounds of toast for himself.

Eggo got up and went for Coco Pops.

At this time in the morning we were broken men.

We decided to try and pick ourselves up by going for a look around the festival site.

Greyham was feeling hungry.

And Rossco decided it was Pimm's o'clock.

Even though Billy said he wasn't going to drink today he thought a cup of Pimm's wouldn't hurt.

Backstage Adam was taking advantage of the free curry and chili.

And Mike was trying to work out the rules of computer golf.

We went over to the VIP area to do some press.

And talk to the newspapers.

And Adam and Mike had some fish eat their feet.

Ruff house!

Then we went to the funfair.

And got whiplash.

Adam and me went on the shit spinner, all the others were to scared.

And we found out why. At this point I am screaming "make it stop".

I nearly lost control of my self, it was nuts.

There was just enough time for a quick cocktail.

And then Mike took us to a football based game.

It was shit.

This is all the Osfest crew, they are well safe!

Example (he is a singer or something) was on after us and he brought a TV with him and set it up so we could watch the Champions League final, well some of it cause we were on stage during the second half.

It was a great gig and we kind of broke the stage, well Billy did in 3 places.

After we met some of the party people.

We got on it and Rossco eat the left over sandwiches.

On the way back to Wales we got woken up at 8am cause the bus had broken down and one of the wheels had nearly fallen off.

So the bus company fixed us up with a limo to get us home safe.

Some of us felt truly alive, others weren't quite so chipper.

On the way we stopped off for breakfast.

It was a great weekend out, thank you Osfest!

Osfest, Oswestry 30th May 2010

Oswestry today.
Eggsy was a bit confused in the morning.
He is wearing the Michael Jackson T shirt I gave him cause it doesn't fit me any more.

Greyham was so confused in the morning he didn't even put a T shirt on.

It was a sunny day, and we had a great space for a kick about. After two minutes some woman came out of one of the caravans and told us off for playing. She said her windows were worth 600 quid each. Lies.

So we decided to rip ourselves off and go to a pub to get a Sunday roast dinner.
There was nine of us so we had to get three cabs.

We ended up at "Table Table" which was quite good.

Billy had two courses for £9:99, with the 70s classic prawn cocktail to start followed by a beef dinner.

I had the turkey crown.

Adam ate his and then proceeded to eat everyone's left overs.

After another three taxis had taken us back Maggot and I went for a walk about the site.
He was really excited that "Booty Luv" were playing.

This is the main stage, we were going to be on it to warm up for Lemar who was playing after us and headlining.

This is the dance arena, it was a bit early and no one was there yet.

Except these two women who were DJing to an empty room (we have all done it).
They loved the Maggot. I saw them later walking about by the main stage, they were battered and could hardly stand up.

We were given this canvas to sign for charity....... and look what happened.

We all went for a walk around the festival and made friends with the punters.

Thumbs up!

Maggot is especially good at making friends.

In fact he made freinds with an all female rugby team, he was having a great day out of the home.

Even Iron Man was there.

We were having a great day, the sun was shining and Adam could wear his soccer thug on holiday shorts again.

Maggot was giving anyone with bright shades maximum respect.

Even Greyham was enjoying himself again.

Then all of a sudden it was time to go to the stage.

Maggot finally got to meet Booty Luv.

Then after 40 minutes of buffeling and after the sun had set we finally made it onto the stage and smashed it.

Thank you and good night, Osfest you were well safe.

We stayed over night to party and when I woke up in Newport at 9am Mike and Eggsy were still up. Mike was looking forward to falling asleep watching his favourite TV show "the Wright Stuff". Eggsy was looking forward to an "Ibiza Monday" which involves being unable to speak or move but unable to sleep.
It was a awesome weekend.