Builth Wells, Young Farmers Village, Royal Welsh Show 24th July

We were driven up to Builth Wells and got there well before we had to play.
Eggsy had seen a van selling Pizza and ran off as soon as we pulled up.
I went to Llandrindod Wells for a curry with the missus as we were there so early.

We were playing the Young Farmers Village of the Royal Welsh Show.
Essentially its Ibiza for farmers.
Bethan Elfyn from off the radio was there, she is well safe and had tried to blend in by dressing up like a farmer.

Everyone's favourite Mountain Ash resident Dave "Double D" Driscoll was there and he brought the vodka and stared the party.

It was time, we picked up our party bucket and went up the ramp to DJ.

It was nuts over 3000 young farmers all looking to drink and compare tractors.

Some one let about 30 farmeretts onto the stage and they were going mental.
I think they must have been at the plant fertilizer.

I was kind of scared but we rocked the stage.
DJ Spoony was on after us and I think they ripped his clothes off and offered him to their Sheep God.

It was wicked.

White Wedding 13th February 2010

It was a nice day for a white wedding, and Eggsy and I were playing at one.

It was in England's trendy capital, London. Big G drove us up in his Mazda 323 aka the "Red Bullet". We put on suits cause there was a dress code although Eggsy looked a bit like he was on the way to a conference. Big G looked like has was going to work on the door, but he does look smart.

We got into the club and met some of the wedding guests.

Then we got behind the turntables, we had been asked to play wedding music and we had some classic songs to play.

People could get married there too. This is Eggsy with the vicar. Eggsy and Big G were going to have a civil partner ship ceremony but there just wasn't time unfortunately .

Big G got on rather well with this lady.

The atmosphere was great but the booze was a bit weird.

The place was full of dudes.

And we played more wedding music. Eggsy and I were doing one on one off. I played "eternal flame", "saving all my love for you" and of course, "all night long" among other great songs.

I also got on the mic.

I think these two had just got married, although she is dressed for a funeral. Maybe her fist husband has just been put in the ground, if so she is well quick off the mark. Don't know what the dude is meant to be though, some people just love dressing up.

This guy kept showing off his tiny sausage, well Nathan Barley.

Eggsy met the tooth fairy.

This picture looks like a real wedding photo.

Sick.

I had had a curry before we drove up and I was creating some really great smells. I was really proud of them but these girls were less than impressed.

After we finished playing we hung out and spoke to some of the party goers.

I got a new hat.

Then we went to the local off license and got some supplies.

On the way home we did the usual stop at the services to get ripped off.

And Big G took a bunch of Pro Plus to keep him awake and help him drive at 99 miles an hour.

He got us home safe.

I was horribly drunk.

Rhys and Eggsy DJ, Iron Works, Oswestry 3rd May 2009

Eggsy and I were Djing in the Iron Works in Oswestry.
We drove up and trusted the sat-nav and it worked.
We ended up meeting some people in a hotel and they then took us round the corner and down this dark alley way.
We went into this club and up the stairs and there was this amazing room.
There was this band playing, they looked like an American college band.

Then the sax player did "bullet in the head" by Rage Against the Machine.
The drummer was well safe, he took his top off too.

Then we went on and played some records, these are some of the girls.

It was going off.

I made friends.

And so did Eggsy.

It was pretty wild.

This is Hanna, she is nuts. I played "we are the world" as the last song and she sang all the words on the mic.

After we all went out side and hung out like school break time.

Then even later we went to get some high quality food products. Unfortunately we couldn't find any as it was so late so we went here to Pizza Bella (don't let the name fool you).

They had various machines to torture food and try to make it look good for human consumption. I was really unsure about it.

I got chips with cheese, I was told once that chips are cooked in fat at 400 degrees and that should kill anything. I thought tonight that might include me so i didn't eat much.

I left Eggsy in his room about three thirty with his Hawaiian burger.
He looked so happy.

He didn't look like that when i woke him up at ten the next morning.

We had an awesome night out, thanks to Matt Dyke. Oswestry is a wonderful place, go there but take a snack with you.