Sunday, 27 July 2014

Mighty Boof At The Stadium May 24th 2014

 Another day, another exciting journey in a van with the boys. 
Mike had a new jumper with footballs on it.
 DJ Killer Tomato had brought a pillow with him, it was midday but he was keen on sleeping most of the way so he could stay up for all the service stops on the way home.
 Somewhere up the M6 we picked up Mystical from a Little Chef / Burger King combination restaurant, it's his favorite.
 The the sat nav went nuts and took us through miles of country side. It was a bit like being in eastern Europe or something, all horses and carts and old people with no teeth.
 It was kind of picturesque though.
 Eventually we got the the place and were taken into a changing room at a sports ground. They seemed to have got rid of the usual smell of Deep Heat.
 Some of the others went in to another changing room for a chat with some students who had a camera and were blagging their way in pretending to be press.
 Greyham was feeling a bit sick after all the windy roads and had a can of Strongbow to take the edge off.
 A few cans later he was right as rain and it was time to get on the stage.
 The crowd were great and we did some raps.
 There was a stadium rock feel to the show.
 We saw some familiar faces in the crowd.
 And some people had even taken the time to write GLC on their faces.
 It was a good gig.
 Mike was having the time of his life, after the show Greyham had some more cider.
 A girl from the local rag came down and we talked to her for a while, I don't think she could print any of what we said to her.
 On the way back in the van Mysti got very attached to Greyham.
 He hugged him all the way back, and sang to him too...
 We stopped loads on the way back.
 I can't remember any of it but Killer Tomato stayed awake for all of it.

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Free Food Celtic Manor March 1st 2014

 We had been invited up to Newport's best hotel and golf club, The Celtic Manor, for some free food and to make the numbers up. 
We started the night in the local pub.
 We thought we should dress up a bit so we decided the best look was a snooker referee / sexual vampire look. Not sure we pulled it off.
 Either way we had made an effort and that's what counts in the Big Dinner scene apparently.
 We were going to the second most stylish place in Newport so we decided to hire a shit limo.
 They had free "bubbly" aka some crap they got for £1:99 down Lidl that stank of fish and was probably out of date. Adam was not impressed.
 On the other side of the sex wagon Graham thought he had won the lottery.
 We turned up after the driver took a 45 minute detour round Alway.
 There were loads of people there and they were all talking really loud. We couldn't understand anything they were saying.
 So we went and sat down and waited for the food.
 Graham was loving the 1st course which was bread.
 Adam and Billy found a chocolate fountain, it was like 2hat's stag all over again but with out the prostitutes.
 Back at the table, Eggsy was getting to know some of the guest and entertaining them with a story about the smell of raw meat on a hot day.
 We found out the bread wasn't the starter. They gave us some fish paste and then the main course arrived. I think it was beef. 
It seemed like they had under estimated how many people were turning up. I hope they didn't run out of food.
 Then we got a futuristic desert with a biscuit.
 Graham was very confused by the food and asked if we could stop at Mcdonalds on the way back.
 By now Adam had drunk most of the booze on the table and was about to go round nicking booze of the other tables.
 Then they brought 2 weeks supply of cheese. I couldn't finish it so I had to take most of it home. My tracksuit top still stinks of Gorgonzola.
 We caught up with George North who we hadn't seen for years, he still wouldn't take our advise and play football instead.
Then they made us hold up some signs.
 And then is was back in the cut and shut.
 They only had one CD, rock classics. Graham had had an amazing night.
  We went straight to Mcdonalds.

Keele SU january 29th 2014

 The fun and games began with Killer Tomato having a 3 course meal at the Ridgeway.
Then we all got in the van and it kicked off coz Billy had brought 24 bottles of Old Rosie. If you haven't tried it don't start drinking it at 9am on your wedding day, it won't end well.
 Before you could say "get me a motorway breakfast", we were having a motorway breakfast.
 Graham The Bear took his outside and asked the driver to flatten it by reversing over it.
 Mike lost 16 quid trying to win a minor prize.
 And we got back in the van and went to Keele Uni, which we had played before but no one could really remember.
 They had Kettle chips, Mike had never seen them before and he tried to boil them up and make tea out of them. It wasn't bad actually.
 DJ Killer Tomato showed us how to scratch.
 And finger.
 We did a sound check and all agreed the sound was OK.
 We weren't on till like 2:30am or something so the Uni ordered us 20 Domino's pizzas. we ate every one.
 Adam had Plop Trumps for Christmas, Mysti was loving it.
 Then we all got into some brightly colored leisure wear.
 And got ready to do some raps.
 Eggsy got us in the mood by drawing us a picture.
 And then it was time.
 A lot of the students had mobile phones for Christmas and were keen to show them off.
 We did the songs and Graham went all Third Reich which was different.
 Graham had a wicked time and was of to put and end to the Weimar Republic.
 After the gig we ate the boxes the pizzas came in coz we were smashed.
 There was sex in the air that night.
Thanks Keele!

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