Tuesday, 21 July 2015

Newcastle Academy 2 17th July 2015

I had a good breakfast with a pint in anticipation of a long old trip to Newcastle.
 We got in the van and went to get some coffee.
 We had realized, after we had got the van and got the petrol, that we had left the back drop at the van company depot. We had to go back and get it.



After we got the back drop we went straight to the services.


Then to another, this one had a sex shop too.
 We went see what they sold. We had to explain to Adam what some of the thing inside were for.
They also sold 7 DVDs for 100 quid, they must not have the internet up north.
 We got to Newcastle and I went to get some socks.
 We were playing the Academy, we had played here before a few times and played both rooms.
We were not playing this room tonight though.
Some of the boys decided to see what the local food was like so they went to Mcdonalds.
 Some of the boys just decided to hang out on the street.
 When it was time we got on the life to go do the gig.
 We were in the smaller room, last time we were here we had a 15 minute discussion with the crowd about whether human semen will make you go blind if you get it in your eyes.
 We kept it simple this time and didn't start an open forum on body fluids.


It was a good show.
After the show we got back in the lift, Billy had been given some new bling.
 We cooled off and went to meet the crowd.
 They were all safe.
 We were staying up the road in a posh hotel.
So we eventually got in for 4 hours sleep.
Next stop Glasgow.

Monday, 20 July 2015

Grillstock Bristol 11th July 2015

A few days before the gig me Graham and Eggsy went to Bristol to do some press for Grillstock.
 After we had been to the Bristol Post office we went to the Grillstock restaurant, it was lush.
 Then a couple of days later we went to the Grillstock festival.
 We were all traveling from different places, I went with Graham and Philly B.
Graham was dressed like a Brit abroad, He even had his Brit abroad suitcase with him (2 plastic bags).
 We spoke to the local TV people, it was a blue sky day (that's an in joke referencing People Just Do Nothing).
 We met a sailor who had just been sick.
 Graham had stolen some wine off his mom, it turned out to be spritzer mix and only 5%.
He drank it all in 10 minutes.
 As we waited for the other boys to arrive we met the chilli people and the resident zombie.
 Then as if by magic the others turned up.
 They had been at a stag do and Billy had woken up in a toilet with suspected broken ribs. He still has no idea how he did it and had to take a whole week off in bed after the show.
 They had a free bar and we got on the pink wine coz it was summer.
 We got close to going on stage, there was an eating competition before we went on.
Classic.
 Then we went on.
The crowd seemed happy to see us.
 And we did some songs.

 Grillstock is well safe.
 And it was still sunny.
 We did some pointing too.
 The gig was awesome and 2H@s loved it.
 After the show we got paid in meat and chips.
 We had a few drinks, it went dark and then it was time to go. The last thing I saw was Billy Web dancing down the street. He had drunk so much he had forgotten that his ribs were broken.
 Me Graham and Philly B went back to Newport and went tot the pub and drank more pink wine.
Grillstock we loves you!

Sunday, 19 July 2015

Liverpool Arts Club 4th July 2015

 It was Independence day so we went to Starbucks for breakfast. It was next to the Travelodge we had stayed in after the Birmingham gig the night before.
 The other boys went tot Subway even thought we were going to get lunch at a country pub.
 Mike had a football and.
 We got to the country pub and Mystical smashed the place up. He bought a pint and dropped it.
 Eggsy was really confused by the menu, I think he thought it was a high class restaurant. It wasn't it was a shit pub with a garden and a bar smaller than a toilet.
 Mystical still hadn't calmed down since he smashed his pint.
I showed him the sign.
 Graham and Mysti were the scampi boys.
 On the other side of the table all the meat boys were having a good time except Eggsy. 
He had ordered a Thai curry and it was like one you would get in a country pub.
He wasn't happy and sent it back and changed it for a Panini.
The pub people were not happy.
 We eventually got to Liverpool.
 We were playing at the arts club, it was hot.
 DJ Killer Tomato had another meal.
 They had a new menu on, which was burgers.
 We did a sound check.
 And then went into the hottest room in Liverpool.
 Then we went and did a gig, it was still hot.
 It was pretty good.
 They had lights.
 Sometimes they were green.
 After there was some crazy stuff going down outside.
 We got ready to leave and Mike had a kick about, every time he gets the football out the cops turn up.
Then we got in the van.
Next stop Newport.

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