Friday, 29 August 2014

V Festival Weston Park 16th August 2014

 We had done a gig the night before and were traveling to a festival site so we needed a breakfast.

 Unfortunately they others didn't want to walk to the Secret Garden Cafe so we went to a cafe that had a 2 hygiene rating for breakfast. Not the best idea when you are going somewhere with only portabel toilets.
 We got in the van and drove to the services.
 And then before you could take you clothes off and put them back on again 1567 times we were at V Festival.
 DJ Killer Tomato get involved straight away in the massage area.
 Most of the other boys just sat in the dressing room / holding area.
 There was a game of kick the ball with a tennis ball 2Hats had bought from the services.
 After that we had a game of try and hit Adam in the face with the ball.
 Eventually it went over the security fence.
 Adam met a nice young lady.
 And Graham contemplated the world.
 Then it was time to go and find the stage.
 Eggsy never had problems making friends.
 There were a fair few people at the festival.

 We were told where the stage was and we started to make our way over.
 Graham met a guy with lipstick on, he wanted a photo.
 DJ KIller Tomato was trying his luck at getting girls to get naked.
 And Eggsy was hanging tough like NKOTB.
 No one seemed that interested in doing the conga though.
 DJ KIller Tomato was still trying to get someone to strip.
 It wasn't working even if he did get a girl to go on all fours and be investigated by a friend.
 Mike was... Mike.
 It was so not working for DJ KIller Tomat.
 Graham, on the other hand, was having a great time until people actually started trying to finger him.
 The sign seemed to cause some extreme reactions.
And Mike was almost enjoying himself.
 And Graham was still being fingered.
 Still no luck.
 Look, I'm in this one.
 By now people were actually calling the police.
 Eventually we made it to the stage and got into the holding are.
Graham was pooped after all the fingering.
The boys felt he hadn't quiet had enough though.
 And after a few digital insertions they had a pile on.
 We all calmed down and Mystikal got prepared to do the show.
 We went on and did some songs.
And someone gave Eggsy a rather large inflatable phallus.
 The crowd always love a good inflatable member.
 They were loving it.
 Everyone was having a good time except this guy down the front. It was probably coz he was drinking Carling.
 After the show 2Hats and Mike had a weird hug.
 Then we slammed in some posh food from the catering tent.
 We watched the lights from the headline act, can't remember who it was but the lights were good.
After we had a few soft drinks we got in the van and went to a travelodge to sleep peacefully as we were going to day two of V festival next!

Wednesday, 27 August 2014

Pontardawe arts centre 15th August 2014

 We got to the Pontardawe arts centre and we were greeted by a trolly of booze, which was nice.
 We decided to see what the town centre had to offer us to eat as we were kind of hungry.
 The boys went for Emma's kebab shop, Greyham had a pizza that took 35 minutes to make.
 The venue was lush!
 They also had a pay phone, I hadn't seen one of these since the early 90s so I had to have a go.
 Mike, Adam and Billy turned up really late as they had been doing some basic organization in Newport.
 Then we got ready to do the show.
 And we had hardly touched the brandy.
 The show was awesome.
 DJ Killer Tomato was having a great time.
 This guy with no teeth got up on stage, I think he was on mephadrone. Actually I think half the town was on it too.
 We had brought the little back drop with us.
 At the end it all went nuts, all types of people rushed the stage.
 After the show the boys were feeling alive.
 We were going to V festival the next day, so there was just enough time for a piss in an alley way and then we got on the bus.
 Of course we had to stop at the services.
 Where DJ Killer Tomato got some women's shade for £15.99
Safe Pontardawe, knows it!

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