Wednesday, 30 July 2014


 Me and Eggsy had gone up the Valleys to DJ at a college. 
They put a spread on for us.
 They even had a mini tractor put on for us, it was nuts.
 They used it to take us to the main arena.
 Which was rocking when we got there. An ACDC cover band had just finished and the crowd were hyped to the max.
 We took to the stage and began to rip the place up.
 It was going right off so they brought Eggsy a bar stool to increase the impact of the show to the crowd.
 By now the crowd were literally going crazy.
I have to mention at this point this was an alcohol free event.
 Then, we got a dude on stage and got everyone to point at him and it went off.
By now the arena was packed. We had to take it up to the next level.
 So we got them to do a conga chain, bang!
 Then they went mental and started smashing the place up.
 There was hay everywhere.
 Suddenly from nowhere there was a tractor tire.
 The people started jumping through the air and doing back flips.
 Almost as fast as it had begun it was all over. The crowd in their non alcoholic haze had destroyed the place.
 Rod Stewart gave us a lift back to the dressing room / student cafe area.
 I almost got a snack for the way home.
 A woman tried to sign us up for some weird charity thing trying to take our DNA but we refused. I think she was a nutter. Eggsy found a fake plastic thumb so he was happy.
It was almost the perfect night.

Sunday, 27 July 2014

Mighty Boof At The Stadium May 24th 2014

 Another day, another exciting journey in a van with the boys. 
Mike had a new jumper with footballs on it.
 DJ Killer Tomato had brought a pillow with him, it was midday but he was keen on sleeping most of the way so he could stay up for all the service stops on the way home.
 Somewhere up the M6 we picked up Mystical from a Little Chef / Burger King combination restaurant, it's his favorite.
 The the sat nav went nuts and took us through miles of country side. It was a bit like being in eastern Europe or something, all horses and carts and old people with no teeth.
 It was kind of picturesque though.
 Eventually we got the the place and were taken into a changing room at a sports ground. They seemed to have got rid of the usual smell of Deep Heat.
 Some of the others went in to another changing room for a chat with some students who had a camera and were blagging their way in pretending to be press.
 Greyham was feeling a bit sick after all the windy roads and had a can of Strongbow to take the edge off.
 A few cans later he was right as rain and it was time to get on the stage.
 The crowd were great and we did some raps.
 There was a stadium rock feel to the show.
 We saw some familiar faces in the crowd.
 And some people had even taken the time to write GLC on their faces.
 It was a good gig.
 Mike was having the time of his life, after the show Greyham had some more cider.
 A girl from the local rag came down and we talked to her for a while, I don't think she could print any of what we said to her.
 On the way back in the van Mysti got very attached to Greyham.
 He hugged him all the way back, and sang to him too...
 We stopped loads on the way back.
 I can't remember any of it but Killer Tomato stayed awake for all of it.

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Free Food Celtic Manor March 1st 2014

 We had been invited up to Newport's best hotel and golf club, The Celtic Manor, for some free food and to make the numbers up. 
We started the night in the local pub.
 We thought we should dress up a bit so we decided the best look was a snooker referee / sexual vampire look. Not sure we pulled it off.
 Either way we had made an effort and that's what counts in the Big Dinner scene apparently.
 We were going to the second most stylish place in Newport so we decided to hire a shit limo.
 They had free "bubbly" aka some crap they got for £1:99 down Lidl that stank of fish and was probably out of date. Adam was not impressed.
 On the other side of the sex wagon Graham thought he had won the lottery.
 We turned up after the driver took a 45 minute detour round Alway.
 There were loads of people there and they were all talking really loud. We couldn't understand anything they were saying.
 So we went and sat down and waited for the food.
 Graham was loving the 1st course which was bread.
 Adam and Billy found a chocolate fountain, it was like 2hat's stag all over again but with out the prostitutes.
 Back at the table, Eggsy was getting to know some of the guest and entertaining them with a story about the smell of raw meat on a hot day.
 We found out the bread wasn't the starter. They gave us some fish paste and then the main course arrived. I think it was beef. 
It seemed like they had under estimated how many people were turning up. I hope they didn't run out of food.
 Then we got a futuristic desert with a biscuit.
 Graham was very confused by the food and asked if we could stop at Mcdonalds on the way back.
 By now Adam had drunk most of the booze on the table and was about to go round nicking booze of the other tables.
 Then they brought 2 weeks supply of cheese. I couldn't finish it so I had to take most of it home. My tracksuit top still stinks of Gorgonzola.
 We caught up with George North who we hadn't seen for years, he still wouldn't take our advise and play football instead.
Then they made us hold up some signs.
 And then is was back in the cut and shut.
 They only had one CD, rock classics. Graham had had an amazing night.
  We went straight to Mcdonalds.

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