Start The Bus Bristol 19th August 2011

We were heading off for a fun weekend of gigs starting in Bristol at Start The Bus.
Mysti had brought all his washing with him.

We were given a room above the club to use as a dressing room.

And then we were taken back downstairs to the club to have some tasty burgers.

After the tasty burgers we went back upstairs and Big G found a secret room. In the secret room was a TV from the 70s and Big G's favourite ever game. He was well happy.

Mike Balls didn't play the game.
The burgers seemed to have an odd effect on him as he found loads of old clothes and put on a dress.

It turned out we were in a place that had until recently been a vintage clothing outlet once robbed by Peaches Geldoff.
I found a rather nice pair of red trousers and as Freddy said "pick it up, put it on".

We then did tricks off the steps on Amy Winehouse (Amy Winehouse is the name of the scooter, it used to belong to Amy Winehouse.........it's a long story).

After a couple of hours the party boys came back from the pub singing the theme music from Morecambe and Wise.

Soon after that we found a toilet.
It was getting close to stage time.

We had a quick practice of the GLC "stage craft" and we were off.

To stand outside for 15 minutes while they looked for the key to the door that lead to the stage.

Then we did Britain's hottest ever gig.

We decided we would do as many songs as we could, I think we did 18 or something like that.

It was awesome, Start The Bus is a great gig, and we had a stage invasion.

It was well hot.

Back in the dressing room, forward slash ex vintage shop, Maggot found the towels although they were a tad on the small side. Still he managed to have a shower and wash and dry all his important areas.

Then we cleared out and said goodbye to some friends who had come to the gig and we got on the bus bound for V Festival.

Massive respect to Start The Bus.

Boomtown fair 13th August 2011

We got on the scum bus.

We were off to play at Boomtown which was near Winchester.
We had to stop off so Mike could try and win a major prize.
He didn't.

Eggsy nearly bought a Burger king but they were asking 4 quid for a cheese burger so he had a pastie instead.

We got back in the van and drove on, these people kept driving along side us. The woman in the passenger seat was sitting there with her tits out. Kind of weird, it was like the 70s with echos of Fred and Rose.

We got to Winchester and picked up Maggot and his young friend.

And ended up getting to the stage at Boomtown with about 20 minutes to spare.

Billy got into the cider.

And Mike got involved with the brandy.

This is Kaptain, he lives in Cardiff but is also mayor of Boomtown.

Eggsy got ready for the show and put his Wales rugby Under Armour top on, he knows nothing about rugby but it is a good look.

MC Flatpress turned up to to do Soapbar with us.

These high class ladies were dancing on the stage before us and they came to say hello.

Then we went on to rock Boomtown.

We were thrown some clothes.

And a wig.

The gig was full on.

We announced a wedding and 2 birthdays.

It was well safe.

Mike and Ross had a great time.

And some Victorian prostitutes came on stage at the end and made friends with Greyham.

There were some fresh looks about.

And Eggsy hung out with a woman with some pen on her face and someone else who was either a man with long hair or a woman with big hands.

Adam wanted to rave.

So did Greyham.

He was proper going for it........for 2 minutes.

They had some propaganda on the walls of Boomtown.

And there was a roller disco.

Adam managed to find something that interested him.......

A cider bar.

I had a pint of Wobbly Leg, it was called something like that, either way it smashed me right up.

There were some proper weirdos at Boomtown but everyone was having fun.

We met some of the people who had watched the show.

And by the time it had gone dark and we were ready to go home, Greyham was smashed.

We got on the bus ready for a long journey.

We had to stop of to get some food. Everywhere was shut but they taunted us by just leaving food lying around. Scum.

Adam decided tthe best way to get over the hunger was to sing.

Greyham tried to drive home.

So to try and forget about the lack of food we decided to see if we have the X Factor .

And I think we probably do.

When we got home we found out that Billy web had been caught short at Boomtown.
He was unable to find any toilet paper though and chose an alternative to clean himself up with.

GOOD TIMES.