We got on the scum bus.
We were off to play at Boomtown which was near Winchester.
We had to stop off so Mike could try and win a major prize.
Eggsy nearly bought a Burger king but they were asking 4 quid for a cheese burger so he had a pastie instead.
We got back in the van and drove on, these people kept driving along side us. The woman in the passenger seat was sitting there with her tits out. Kind of weird, it was like the 70s with echos of Fred and Rose.
This is Kaptain, he lives in Cardiff but is also mayor of Boomtown.
Eggsy got ready for the show and put his Wales rugby Under Armour top on, he knows nothing about rugby but it is a good look.
And Eggsy hung out with a woman with some pen on her face and someone else who was either a man with long hair or a woman with big hands.
We had to stop of to get some food. Everywhere was shut but they taunted us by just leaving food lying around. Scum.
When we got home we found out that Billy web had been caught short at Boomtown.
He was unable to find any toilet paper though and chose an alternative to clean himself up with.